Keep It In The Pants

Standing in line to get A marriage license Couple in front say He's 65 she's 18 All I can think is ew He should have kept it in his pants The other day I think I Met this crazy Dino boy Who seduced this stalker fan All I can say is Keep it in your pants Keep it in your pants Keep it in your pants Keep it in your pants unless your doing the baby dance Just keep it in your pants At 21 so hot and heavy Thought I knew the world Mama told us we'd  go to hell Said keep it in your pants If she pissed you off and You hit her in turn Gonna end up in the pokey Should have kept it in your pants When your in a parking lot And your babe looks juicy and hot Then you see a cop Better keep it in your pants Keep it in your pants Keep it in your pants Unless your doing a baby dance Just Keep it in your pants If your a roadie queen And you say you got a plan To bang everyone in the band Just keep it in the pants Keep it in the pants Mama told me Better keep it in your pants